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anything that is a noun. Can be used as a very offensive insult or a compliment. Can also be used to describe something that is really cool. Or it can just be used to describe anything period. Can also be used as an adjective. Actually, nuber can be used however you feel like it.
Wow, did you see him? He was such a Nuber!

Stop being a nuber.

That is one fine nuber.

Your being nuber-ly today.
Nuber by Anonymous April 20, 2005
a cross between a nerd and a goober. Totally book smart but socially so inadequate that he/she cannot funtion in a group of more than one person.
Susan is married to the biggest nuber. He can quickly clear a room similar to a skunk at a picnic.
nuber by jlyons February 22, 2009

Dick Numbers

Slang for pain pills. While you do get excellent wood on pain pills, it takes FOREVER to come. You could say your dick is numb.
That bitch is in trouble tonight. I'm chock full of dick numbers.
Dick Numbers by Fatdick Fred July 11, 2009

Doing The Numbers 

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.
Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude
Doing The Numbers by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013

Transphobic numbers 

-What the hell are transphobic numbers?
-Ah, it's the number of suicides that occured today
The act of inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening, 1 into the anus and tickeling the clit with the thumb. Usually performed when the girl is on her back. For visual, Please refer to the shocker.
Damon: "Hey did you give her the shocker?"
Eric: "Naw bro, I gave her the numb'er."
numb'er by *Mentos* September 20, 2005