seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.

girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.

by unicornsarereal May 6, 2018

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Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

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alex matera

The Koolest Kid In The Klan

Person 1: that person is a real Alex Matera!
Person 2: yeah almost as much as me!

by Alex boii June 13, 2018

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eliminative materialism

The paradigm that many terms used to describe frames of the mind either describe ciphers or are themselves redundant.

For instance eliminative materialism would argue that sense is a false state in the broader illusion of sensualism.

Eliminative materialism argues that desire is actually consciousness.

Ie. The term "desire" is redundant.

by tomorrowtomorrow November 8, 2018

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