Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

Matthew Tufts Moore

Matthew Tufts Moore a Bulgarian Trainor, Wrestler, Boxer & Recording Artist & Actor And Body Builder will His claim to fame is his Music & life in the Fitness World The Albums Matthew is classified under is European House Music Along with other Various Artists Such as Andrea Teodora, Costi Forza as well as other Bulgarian Artist Matthew is Known for his sexy music and his Incredible style did I met ion he is Huge #stud In 2020 Matthew Was Engaged To Samantha Baskin A ticktock personality Known for her entertaining social media and not taking herself to seriously. Samantha Baskin is known for her comedic work as a hobby on tick tock

Did You see that Beautiful Man with the Beard in Stache oh sh*** Baby it’s Matthew Tufts Moore

by KitKat937 August 17, 2020

Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE

Matthew touches himself to much.

by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.

Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent

by Hiimantisocial August 29, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a huge simp. Someone who is very short and no talent at all.

Person 1: ayy.. look at that short nigga.
Person 2: thats just Matthew

by Campbell Young August 30, 2020

MatthewTheCashew

He is a pimp with no simp, he is very poggers and will never commit poggerscide, he is a nut but will never nut for a girl he simped on and that is because he doesnt simp.

MatthewTheCashew is Poggers

by JujuGonz September 6, 2020