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Lol

When used as a response in text, while being followed and preceded by no other word, there is a 75 percent chance it means " fuck off". 24 percent chance of meaning "I'm so fucking boring I can't think of anything else to say" and a 1 percent chance of meaning "you're funny"

When used with other word, there is a 70 percent chance of meaning " I'm trying to play it chill lighten the mood and sound friendly" 29 percent chance of having no meaning, and 1 percent chance of meaning " I just laughed out loud"
Bob: hey I need someone to talk to right now. My mom died 9 months ago but before she died she was raped. Now I have a host baby brother and he just took a shit on my desk. I want to remove it but my hand just passes through. How do I remove ghost poop from my desk help my gf is cumming over in 5 minutes!!!!
Jacob: lol
by hotguy108 May 29, 2016
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A commonly confused acronym meaning

Lots
Of
Love
Best friend- hey my dog just died...

You- lol
by Dibby doe June 5, 2019
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It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol
It’s already more maths in zero lol
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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lol

This used to mean laugh out loud but honestly nowadays most people aren’t laughing out loud when they respond with lol. They probably don’t even think what you said was funny, just amusing.
Johnny: “Texts a stupid knock knock joke...”
Cara: “lol”
by alexandra19 October 15, 2019
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Sarah: Bro this video is so funny lol
Brian: Uhhh.. yeah lol
by some dude online 🤨 May 28, 2020
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LoL

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1:no
2:LoL yeah
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by anonymous March 19, 2022
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