Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.
Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.
by superchubs July 04, 2024
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floor jelly

When you're on your period and it drips on the floor
Wow her floor jelly looks yummy
by cockboggler September 07, 2015
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Jelly Babes

Often used to replace jealous in a cheeky way
Me: ''Just brought Mc Donalds''
You: ''So? Im shredding''
Me: Your just jelly babes
by deez11 February 23, 2015
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
by Hippo8Me August 31, 2010
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KY Jelly Packin Ass Doughnut

Someone who fills there anus with Ky Jelly. like a doughnut
Ky Jelly Packin ass doughnut-When a man fills KY Jelly into the Anus.
by DonTeezy February 11, 2023
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