Marlene Mikkinion
by siriuslyyjoking June 21, 2024

by SteveHarvey stan account April 26, 2022

by PointDida May 4, 2025

by Michelina July 23, 2008

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen
2) Seaman's Semen
1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly
by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.
"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"
by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022
