Alex Jones (Big Al)

Fat little guy, with Red hair.
The best guy you will ever met.

Such a good guy.

Driving down the road:

"Hey look it' s Big AL!!!"

Windows roll down:

"BIG ALLLLLLLLLL!!!!"

Alex Jones (Big Al) : "Hi." *Checks turning red*

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Indiana Jonesing

(V.) the act of trying to find something very hard then realizing it is right in front of you.

Yeah as I was saying, he kept indiana jonesing for the napkins but then he realized they were right in front of him.

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An Internet creeper, someone who makes inappropriate and lewd sexual advances towards another individual in a public forum.

Dude! Quit Ben Jonesing the ladies! They don’t appreciate unwanted sexual advances from creepy guys on the internet. That’s no way to treat a person!

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The great God of Gt. Yarmouth College studying HND Computing. \0/

jonesy by Jonesy February 12, 2004

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When your favorite restaurant is closed on certain days or at a certain time and your craving for it becomes stronger during those periods.

I usually feel the Jones Effect on Sunday because Paseo is closed and I cannot get my Midnight Pork sandwich.

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A very gay dude that is sexually attracted to other men; loves to suck cock; lick penis; lick hard cock; and blow hard penis.

Dude, that was so gay, you are such a Brokeback Jones.

Dude! Get off me! Stop being a Brokeback Jones!

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A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.

Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???

Mike Jones! by HonusP July 27, 2010

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