Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 13, 2020

Brick layer

Someone who tells unfunny jokes.

“*unfunny insult or joke*”
“BRRICKLAYER”

bro is a brick layer

by Bricklayerrr June 5, 2024

Brick Dickelson

Soo god damn cold outside probably freeze all your ligaments off. From Ears to Toes

Tony: “Yo dude, Is it warm outside?”
Hank: “Nah bro it’s Brick Dickelson outside right now man, fucking cold as balls” 🥶

by GoochieBratha2000 September 16, 2022

bricked

Meaning idiotic, childish or unfortunate. In a sense it means sad (weird) or cheesy.

Friend 1: I want to get a infinity tattoo with hakuna matata underneath
Friend 2: Thats so bricked.

Friend 1: Yesterday I found Alice's musical.ly account

Friend 2: Musical.ly is so bricked loool.

by HertsTerminology June 29, 2016

Brick

To describe a lot of something. Derived from bricks of crack being a lot of product. Typically will be used in reference to time, or distance.

usage was originated in the DMV and is almost exclusively used there. It is a very common in southern Maryland schools, along with terms like sice & moe. People who didn’t grow up in the DMV will almost always not know this usage.

1. Chris : “You tryna hit tysons?”

Jason: “Nah moe thats bricks away”

2. Monte: “Ayyy son whats good!! I ain't seen you in a brick!”

Nick: “jih like”

by ToXiC. August 23, 2022

Brick

a person with no though; a dumbass

You are a brick

by peanutbread123 July 29, 2022

Eat bricks

When you get in an argument with someone and don’t speak with them for a certain amount of time

He pissed me off so now he’ll eat bricks until I get over it.

by Redrover November 6, 2020