Goin' Ham

Similar to going "Gipper"

created by the awesome rapper Optimo 55

"Im goin' Ham"

by Koolaidohyea October 7, 2011

Chipped chopped ham

A worn out pussy that has been used and abused from years in the porn industry, working the streets, or just because the girl is a dirty, dirty whore. It is referred by this name due to the pink and white marble colors that resemble the look of America's most loved lunch meat. =P

Did you see that girl in that porn last night? Her pussy was soo beat up it looked like Chipped Chopped Ham!

by Dalton B. Mangrum May 11, 2008

Going Ham

A slang term meaning there isnt any girls in the club so you have to go home and maturbate instead.

Tony: Damn this place is kinda dead man
Mateen: Thats why im Going HAM brotha.

by Zeek Looney March 14, 2011

Going ham

Its a rocky reference because he punches pig carcases

im going ham on him, he will be in lots of pain

by goofyball February 13, 2015

Slut Around the 'Ham

When, in a fit of extreme boredom, you and a group of friends are forced to go to Southern Massachusetts' dumpiest town, Wareham, in order to find something to do. Examples of activities range from browsing the Salvation Army, going to Walmart, or hitting homeless people on the side of the road.

Juan: Hey, I am really bored. What do you wanna do?
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.

by Mtluongs August 29, 2011

Flat Ham

Pressing ones ass against the glass (i.e. car window) and mooning someone.

Some guy gave me the finger, so I gave him a flat ham right back.

by PhilMacCracken November 28, 2010

Kansas Ham Sandwich

Two Kansas males have a three-way encounter with a male pig. where one sucks the pigs dick while the other anally sodomizes it. After wards they butcher the hog and make ham sandwiches from it.

Matt and Doug enjoyed an afternoon Kansas Ham sandwich with lots of Mayo.

by BERTNERNIE October 21, 2011