dead tree 

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

dead tree by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

dead soldier 

When beer is left in an open can not entirely consumed.

"Hey man, pound the rest of this dead soldier."

dead soldier by Matt Lynch April 16, 2006

Dead fish 

(verb) The condition of one's limbs going limp, causing one to spontaneously fall to the ground from a standing upright position, as a dead fish would. This action follows someone directing the command "dead fish" towards an unsuspecting victim. The goal is to make the "dead fish" feel as awkward and embarassed as humanly possible.

"Wow, KMo just got dead fished in front of the entire boys' soccer team. She looks like an idiot."
"I just got dead fished in front of the entire mens' lacrosse team. I'm going to go kill myself now"

Dead fish by JP and Ariel May 14, 2006

Dead to me 

A sarcastic comment that is used when teens pretend they don't like their friends.

Jenny : Jay your so dead to me!

Dead to me by PrettyBoy is real December 3, 2016

dead fuck 

Kim Kozy is a dead fuck

Everyone says Kim is a dead Fuck

dead fuck by missa February 24, 2005

Dead Hooker 

Golden Tee Arcade Game-because dudes at the bar group around the thing staring at it like it's a fucking dead hooker.

...boyfriend-less at the bar again...another man lost to the Dead Hooker...

Dead Hooker by skyyris December 29, 2004

dead ass 

When someone fails so hardcore he basically dies, AKA getting embarrassed to hell.

Person 1: Ima do a flip, hold my beer
Person 2: Gotchu
Person 1: *lands on head*
Person 2: dead ass

dead ass by Mr. Potatus November 2, 2016