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Two chops and a tank 

Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank
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Douche-Chopps 

An over-grown version of mutton-chopps, that if it weren't for the disposable razor wide patch of skin on the chin, would be a full beard. Usually grown by over-weight, know-it-all assholes with minuscule penises.
A- "See that fat fuck with the douche-chopps?"
B- "Yea, he probably has a pin sized pecker"
Douche-Chopps by annias August 25, 2013

Topper Chopper 

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
Topper Chopper by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

mammy chops 

Something you'd say to a friend that's close, and someone who likes lamb chops I guess😂
Hey "Mammy chops", what's up?
mammy chops by baby Wilkins November 9, 2015

balls-chopper 

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.
I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

tommy choppa 

A totally sexy kid! His smile will make woman wet in a heartbeat, he lives freely. Talented in many ways, never the type of person to leave one in a struggle, big hearted, and caring. Never lets an oppurtunity leave his hands.
Tommy Choppa took my shawty when he smiled at her. I wish I was Tommy Choppa
tommy choppa by Ihatetommy May 24, 2016