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muscle car 

Any of a number of powerful automobiles with front engines and rear wheel drive produced from the early '60s until the present. To be considered a true muscle car requires around at least a 1hp/10lbs ratio, generally speaking. Some lighter muscle cars - especially those from the late 60's - are better described as 'Ponycars', because they were very compact and light, similar in design to Ford's Mustang. There were a lot of very powerful but heavy musclecars, and debate exists over which one was the 'first'. Some would say that the old Chrysler 300 qualifies, while others say that the Pontiac GTO was the first true musclecar. The Australians even had a few 6-cylinder cars with blistering performance back in the 60's that also qualify, so the term 'muscle car' doesn't just just refer to V-8 vehicles. Regardless, most people would not consider any 4-cylinder high performance vehicle to be a muscle car; they are more accurately described as sports cars usually.
1964 Pontiac GTO, 1967 Mercury Cougar, 1969 Javelin, 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle, 1967 Dodge Charger

- note - There were many different engines available for these cars. Some of those engines lacked the performance to make even these specific models 'muscle cars'. A stock 6-cylinder Chevelle would not be considered a muscle car, for example.
muscle car by Technomancer June 20, 2006
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Spacker Car 

Originally was a small blue fibreglass 3 wheeled trike given to disabled people on the motability scheme in the 70`s & 80`s. Nowadays a low rent piss poor people carrier such as base spec Zafira`s, Vauxhall Agila`s & the dreaded Kia Sedona in dull colours qualify as being modern Spacker Cars. You feel like a spaz when travelling in one! All you need to do is spend a grand more to get a REAL car with some credability. Every council estate has the lions share of these shitty shamefull cars.
"flippin eck, have you seen Scummy Gary`s new motor? a Kia Sedona - what a spacker car eh?"
Spacker Car by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007
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stanced car 

Usually defined, by people with taste, as destruction of a vehicle to fit into a crowd or "kill the scene" by using wide, low offset wheels with questionable tires and camber settings. Such cars normally can't handle well nor do they fare well on bumpy or uneven roads. A stanced car usually has high-quality performance parts installed that aren't being used as they were intended. Drivers of stanced cars also normally have a "my shit don't stink" mentality and believe people are haters because stanced cars are some sort of way to convey the image of success, a very twisted thought indeed. Most stanced cars have a tendency to look like every other stanced car, there is very rarely any actual individuality.
"Yo bro, look at that dope AF stanced car"

"Which one?"

"Take your pick they all look dope to me bro"
stanced car by oneslowdc5 July 14, 2014

1989 lincoln town car

The lincoln towncar aka the beast named for its abnormally long size, usually driven by those of darker decent, almost always equipped with a massive subwoofer accompanied by an even larger trunk rattle.
many define it as a pimpmobile or a crank car.
Joe: "Dang check out that 1989 lincoln town car what a pimpmobile"
Dan: "It sounds like bass mixed with soda cans"
Joe: "i dont care that car is pimp"

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

compensation car 

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.
Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.
compensation car by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010

penis car 

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.
Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.
penis car by stuart June 9, 2005