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bubblegum bullshit 

bullshit with extra bubblegum; a term used in an extra shitty situation or conversation. bittersweet and expressive when pissed the fuck off. can be used in any context, but works best when you could say fuck that or this shit is stupid.

“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”
“hey why’d you literally tell everyone my dog ate shit and died, that’s bubblegum bullshit”

“if you don’t say it to my face, you’re a baby back bitch, get the fuck out of my phone with that bubblegum bullshit.”

“if you like avocados, stfu you aren’t allowed to have that bubblegum bullshit opinion and should have your rights taken away”

Bubble Shake

When you grab a pair of boobs and shake them on your face
"Dude I gave Becky a bubble shake last night"
Bubble Shake by PercyLongProng April 14, 2022

redneck bubbler 

When a person takes a drink straight from a bathroom or utility sink, due to a lack of access to clean water or drinking glasses, usually because of drunkenness, or pure laziness, thus turning the facet into a bubbler (drinking fountain). Prominent among apathetic college students.
Trashed College Student #1: Dude man, dude, I don't feel so good. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Trashed College Student #2: It's cool dude, you just need to get some water in you.
Trashed College Student #1: Yeah, but we don't know the guys who own this house, and this is a shady-ass basement
Trashed College Student #2: Well, look in that utility closet in the corner, there might be a redneck bubbler in there.
redneck bubbler by Local Dumbass December 31, 2009

double bubble blowout

When an individual chews double bubble so voraciously that they create a cyclical or rythmic sound of saliva & chomping that eventually causes paralysis, deafness & potential of loss of appetite for those poor individuals around the perpetrator. Sever causes have been know to shatter windows, crack building foundations & register on the richter scale.
Billy: I drove by your office today and saw cracks all over the building, what the fuck happened?

Christoph: Mike got his hands on a serious stash of double bubble, biggest double bubble blowout i have ever witnessed, i still cant hear in my right ear, what the fuck.

Biting Bubbler 

From the early 80's when surfing was cool . . .
A person who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubbles.
Also known as a Nerfer
Yvonne has shitty breath, I bet she is a biting bubbler.
Biting Bubbler by RelDef July 19, 2011

Confirmation Bubble 

A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.
I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows we’ll be there tonight.

Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so he’s seen the list.