Texas sleigh ride

A sleigh ride without the snow or the consent of the "rider". A noose is placed around the neck of the "rider" and then tied to the back of a horse or pickup. The "rider" is then dragged until he/she is dead. Very common in the Wild West.
Hey, lets give that fag Bobby a Texas sleigh ride.
by TE. Newman April 25, 2006
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The Texas Chili Dog

When a man is performing anal sex on his male or female partner, and he thrusts so forcefully that he causes the partner to defecate. He then removes his soiled member and forces it down his partner's throat.
by betteretter boggle February 26, 2011
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Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy
by Redbluegreenpurple April 17, 2010
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Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."
I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.
by JakeStar April 22, 2005
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texas side sip

technique used to drink from a large moonshine-style jug whereas the consumer puts their pointer finger through the small jug handle, rests the jug on the outside of the same upper arm and lifts elbow to pour liquid into mouth from the jug.
The drinking vessel was too awkward to hold conventionally so I decided to use the texas side sip.
by gsodthecluck July 22, 2009
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texas rope tug

The sexual act of inserting pvc pipe into ones vagina or asshole, then sticking barbed wire into the pvc, removing the pipe and then pulling the wire out slowly.
"Hey Suzie, can i give you a texas rope tug?''
by elypto July 17, 2008
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Texas Death Penalty

Filling your bowl up with Hash and White widdow while using Tea bong water.
Jimmy and Daniel Went to mars after smoking that Texas Death Penalty.
by danshajim March 06, 2011
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