Asian Fuck Boy

Something that is non-existant

"What is an Asian fuck boy, never heard of it?"

by AlphaBetaTester February 12, 2018

Slim Thick Asian Baby

A Short asian with corgi legs and a sassy attitude.

Dude did you see that girl? She was definitely a Slim Thick Asian Baby.

by The Father Nick May 29, 2018

Asian smurf bomb

It is when one person Takes a crap and wraps it in blue something, (Plastic, towel, etc...) and puts it in a cup o noodles. Mush it up and put blue food dye in it then eat it with a friend. (two girls one cup)

Say, you are at a friends house and you get hungry. Asian smurf bomb is here for you. ps. I LOVE buttcheese

by daverooskie May 30, 2012

The New Half Asian Girls

Middle Eastern young women living in the United States who are eager to assimilate into urban culture. Comes from the saying that Asian women who move to america are eager to have "half asian" offspring, if you know what I mean (wink wink).

Abir was born in mind to be half asian, fo shizzle my fellow black accountant. (the new half asian girls)

by Hollywood Hogan's Daughter loves Leroy September 26, 2005

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope

Aidan Strope is a guy who is anti sports and only has Smash Bros, jobs, and his education going for him. He is cool and all but not when it comes to Smash. He likes to do voices to try to copy what other people’s voices sound like at an annoying rate when I play him or he plays against random people online which online sucks ass. He doesn’t understand that sports are powerful and can do very fascinating things in the world. He also doesn’t understand that the power of sports can also change people’s lives. Finally, he has not seen the movie, The Graduate, which is an awesome classic movie and maybe it’s better than Marvel movies and Star Wars.

Aidan the Asian Chinese Strope: *trying to imitate a voice* Hi I’m Luca and I like to play Ivysaur
Aidan: *trying to imitate a voice* Up B, Up B
P.S. Aidan the Asian Chinese is something another Aidan I know finds funny and doesn’t mind it at all when I call him that. Nothing offensive being intended

by bijanfanclub September 24, 2019

emo gay mexican asians

GOD.
pretty much own your soul

those emo gay mexican asians were sooo coool. i never thought id meet one.

by ^%$#&^%$*( December 9, 2007

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020