Thomas

A poor person who can’t even afford a microwave or any food at all. He relies on his friends to give him food and something to look for.

Look at that poor person, no wait that’s just Thomas

by Yeet boi696969 January 4, 2020

Thomas A

A deaf dumbass who can’t hear shit when he has his AirPods in and says “Sorry couldn’t hear you had my noise canceling AirPods in.” Also know as Ree Kid

Your such a Thomas A.

by DANKBRUH420 January 5, 2020

Thomas da twain

A weird train that is retarded in every way possible.

Thomas da twain is F***ing weird.

by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 8, 2020

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Thomas Pound

Thomas Pound plays games every lesson and he has a seven head and he is irrelevant he always says ‘ it is like’

You are acting like Thomas Pound

by I like white vans🚐 January 20, 2020

Thomas

A Male with a humongous Penis

“That man is a Thomas.”

by Author 69 January 20, 2020

thomas jolley

the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.

“Oh look it’s thomas jolley”
“what a beautiful specimen”

by kingsmenC January 22, 2020