by Gilf factory November 10, 2019
Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.
Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"
by tostetoes April 06, 2020
¹The real date that September 11th happened on. It instead uses a D/M/Y system instead of the genuinely bad M/D/Y system the Americans use.
²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.
²The date at which 4 planes were used in a terrorist strike on the continental United States. 2 of them hitting the Twin Towers and 1 hitting the Pentagon, and another landing in a field.
¹"My guy, it didn't happen on the 9th of October, it happened on 11/9"
²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."
²"Remember the tragedy of 11/9? Me neither."
by yogha September 11, 2023
When she is giving you head and you slam her so hard against your stomach still with your dick in her mouth she gets a nose bleed. Just as if your dick is the plane and she is the tower. Bonus point if both nostrils bleed like two towers.
by VT fucker January 03, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025