The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.
"So did you crush that chick last night?"
"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."
"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."
"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."
"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."
"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."
"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."
"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."
by 24arod24 September 25, 2011
Get the Jelly Dogmug. One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.
Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).
Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).
Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.
Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........
by Tong28 March 14, 2009
Get the Floppy Dogmug. Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"
by thms.bmrtn October 20, 2010
Get the Nuke Dogmug. 
by suave45 May 14, 2012
Get the dog statusmug. by Boing...Boing May 4, 2021
Get the Dog Niggamug. Dog Hickey Definition
When one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. To cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. Other lame excuses are "I fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck"
When one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. To cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. Other lame excuses are "I fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck"
by Mr Edu July 14, 2010
Get the Dog Hickeymug.