The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2013

You

I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘

I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…

by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024

Where are you?

Where are you?
And I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick, strange darkness
Comes creeping on, so haunting every time
And as I stare, I counted
The webs from all the spiders
Catching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
Stop this pain tonight

That song you sing when your bf don't text back.
WhERe Are yOu?

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

sucks to be you

A flip response meant to deflect the pressure of an accusation.

"Hey, guy, you parked like 2 inches from my car. How am I supposed to back out?"

"Beats me...sucks to be you".

by Maldez January 9, 2017

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

slime you out

the action of using someone for sex

I’m sliming you out till the morning. And when I call you , you’re going to want me to slime you out again.

by Baybaybia December 13, 2023