i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

I love you 3002

How much Charles Betts love Lilli Miller

Charles said to lilli, “I love you 3002”

by Big-Duck November 29, 2021

Ansel i-phone

Anyone who takes excessive photos from their cell phone and thinks they are an artist.

Ed:"Ever since Bob got his new cell phone ... He thinks every photo is a work of art."
Lisa:" Yeah I know what you mean... He 's a regular Ansel i-phone.

by Ethel Marie June 6, 2018

IED

A bomb used by non-military forces such as terrorists, school shooters, or anyone whose desire is to kill someone they hate with a homemade bomb.

School shooter: yo, i'm gonna kill you with this IED.

Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?

School shooter: well...

by tbone42 October 28, 2018

can i party with you

Fuck

Boy: can I party with you?

Girl: Hell yeah!

Boy: you know what I mean?

Girl: fuck?
Boy: yeahhhh

by Lolbaddie July 22, 2017

i just smoke weed icl

When someone just smokes weed icl

Wanna bit of sniff? Nah I just smoke weed icl

by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023