Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Shit

To be cobracoy

“Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”

by Cobracoy November 29, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.

Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit

by KkxBilly November 30, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

poopy fuck shit

something you say when you want to have sex.

Gf: "babe, can we please have sex?"
Bf: "poopy fuck shit!!!"
Gf: "oh hell yea!!! cmere..."

by boobbiter December 2, 2023

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023