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your mom

gad damnnnnnnnn he almost as fat as your mom
by that handle is already in use8 September 6, 2022
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Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position
HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood
by Micah the monkey September 7, 2022
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Doin your mom

Doin your mom is a popular song made by fatty spins in 2009 and is also what I do every night
Doin your mom:
Do you know doin you mom by fatty spins?

Yes
by EpicmemerJoemama69420 September 7, 2022
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Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.
Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.
by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022
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national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
by Plaguey September 8, 2022
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Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes
by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022
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