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urban dictionary 

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.

Urban Dictionary 

An awesome place where there are a lot of crazed fangirls, around 84% of the definitions are sexual, as nearly all the users are obsessed pre-teens pretending to be older than they actually are. Urban dictionary is meant to be funny yet people come on here to brag about how 'much betterer there spag is'.
Friend: "What's urban dictionary?"

Me: "Where I go to fangirl over Bowling For Soup and listen to people complain."

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website run by dicks that won"t ever publish your words.
Dude, Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word!

I know, it's because they're retards!

Urban Dictionary 

The place where perverts love to gather.
1. I love Urban Dictionary it teaches me how to charizard or be a angry dragon.

2. I love all these sex positions.

urban dictionary 

an awesome website that tells you cool things that modern people use. fyi you are on it right now
boy:omg did you look up yolo city swag on urban dictionary
other boy:ya it was so cool
boy:i know this website is the bomb.
urban dictionary by lilk423 October 23, 2013

Urban Dictionary 

Dictionary once made to be a joke now turning serious
Urban Dictionary by Rumple4skin November 6, 2013