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Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk
That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle
by Mamo December 1, 2019
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turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?
Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
by Moose-balls January 29, 2017
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Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.
I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.
by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018
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The White Turds

The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.

In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"

"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021
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turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.
Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler
by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011
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Goat Turd

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.
by Pest March 11, 2018
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turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
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