Turd Lip

When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.

She had turd lip

by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010

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Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.

NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!

by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011

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g-turd

A surprise small amount of stool that that is excreted after an individual believes the bowl movement is completed.

I had wiped twice and was about to flush when I was surprised to have a g-turd.

by covfrrider August 10, 2009

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A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.

John just came out of prison with huge turd tat

by SpooDog July 5, 2009

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lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

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