Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Survive Today

A webtoon story about a main girl facing challenges on bullying as well as many perspectives on other issues.

Girl: Oh my god have you read Survive Today?

Boy: Of course it's so BANGER

by crappyoi February 16, 2021

not today rona

Slang for “Not Today Corona Virus”- used on masks and things.

Yea, I’m wearing my mask, so not today rona.

by Lisa Sheppard February 17, 2021

Beige Toddly

A Beige Toddly is just someone who's really boring hence the use of 'Beige'.

Fuck me, Shaun is such a fucking Beige Toddly. What a basic cunt.

by MrTeacherMan March 20, 2021

technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.

I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.

by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021

not today

what ur gf or bf says to u every night

hey babe u down tonight ;)
not today

by carnokarma April 1, 2021

rowan todd

a beautiful girl who is a bit sensitive has good humour small pretty personality hates when people are selfish

hi do You know rowan todd.?
yes of course she is the prettiest girl and the most unique of course I know her

by haydo milkoin May 13, 2021