Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet

Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*

by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin May 01, 2008

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 04, 2017

california snot rocket

when you snotrocket on a woman’s vagina and then fuck her

“can you do California Snot Rocket instead of using lube?

by ongangybro January 19, 2024

The Bottle Rocket

The man holds a sparkler in his butt crack and after lighting it, attempts to climax in his partner at the same time as the sparkler (fuse) burns out. Those giving them The Bottle Rocket.

“Bro, I burn my ass cheek giving my girl The Bottle Rocket last New Years.

by Redneck Heathen July 04, 2022

Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.

She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.

by 7th-Lvl February 08, 2020

Nils the rocket

A different yet interesting version of the Nordic name Nils.

Nils the rocket Will probably f you up in a fight. Though Nils the rocket is very sensitive on the inside. If you get to know him he is a really nice guy. Though he is incredibly short.

“Look at nils the rocket go”

by Yeyeyeweeee September 14, 2023