j/k

j/k is common'ly used on most internet based chatting advocates it means"just playing,or just joking"playing aroundmostly used in forums or online games.someone says a de`meaning sentence to some one and after 3 seconds, after the other person is already steaming with anger the offender types i am j/k its really stupid in my opinion but it will never fail to be typed, sometimes said outside of the web'.

guy1:hey dude your moms such a bich and a big slut,you wanna know who your dad really is?".

guy2:.......

guy1:j/k hahaha.

by Linux_guy October 23, 2007

J-Rod

a girl named Sam.

Sam is a j-rod.

by osobobo March 11, 2021

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

Pimpmasta-J

A Memba of Crime Inc.
Jay, Da Pimpmasta.

"Pimpmasta-J Dun Stole My Girl."
"Ye, he'll do dat."

by Crime Inc. August 28, 2006

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d April 7, 2011