tossed taco salad 

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

tossed taco salad by A. Friend October 7, 2007

Ball Salad 

Semen
A face full of semen.
The semen dripping from the corners of the mouth. Can also be taken as the white stuff or crust on the corners of the mouth.

Hey did you see that girls helping of ball salad?!

Man, my grandpa can't seem to get rid of that ball salad.

Ball Salad by brotherhoodracing February 23, 2010

POOTIE SALAD 

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them but you want to insult them and also make them laugh.

guess what? you're a pootie salad!

POOTIE SALAD by Dani Jeebs December 3, 2010

walnut salad 

When you put your balls in a girls ass, and then she jacks you off and you jizz on her back, which is the dressing of the salad.

Nicholas' mom makes a great walnut salad.

walnut salad by Bigblackweenerclassof87 November 24, 2013

hella salad 

When you feelin fresh af and nobody can stop being your flow

I'm feelin hella salad today!

hella salad by Tyghbn May 5, 2015

peanut butter salad 

when you smear peanut butter on yours or your partners asshole and let the dog lick it off while your having sex.

I have yet to tell my girlfriend the real reason I have peanut butter next to the bed. If she knew I was having a peanut butter salad every night she would be so jealous.

peanut butter salad by never tried it for real January 17, 2011

Hawking a line of salad dressing 

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

Hawking a line of salad dressing by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011