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Bench Porn

The act of benches getting "in the mood"...then something magical happens
Your splinters are giving me splinters...and it feels oh so goooooooood....for bench porn
by Denver Dave February 17, 2008
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3D porn

Porn that is filmed in 3D and viewed with a pair of glasses with one lense red and the other blue that makes it look like you are seeing it in 3D and the actors are really right in front of you fucking ect.
You want a see some 3D porn?
by Deep blue 2012 July 26, 2010
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Gay porn

Damn bro, you and me both. Unfortunately there is no gay porn here.
Ha! Imagine a loser looking for gay porn in Urban Dictionary!
by Homo42069 November 5, 2020
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"porn star"

when you talk a girl into having sex in front of a camera. it is important that she acts like a total slut while she is being filmed, and extra props if she is really raunchy. the main points are she has to vocalise everything she is feeling, and have a screaming orgazum. usualy used to set someone up for a bad spring break or p. hilton.
jenny and I played "porn star" last night. we ended the video with a steaming teakettle, what a whore.
by coffeepusher December 17, 2006
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Squish Porn

when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it
"Yo man, that squish porn is the shit."
by I <3 gay porn May 18, 2010
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porn for women

Involves a very attractive male porn star in the porn scene for the women to have an orgasm over
Girl 1: "I never watch porn unless it has a totally hot guy with in the scene"

Girl 2: "Omg! same here. I love the sexy guys with abs"

Girl 1: "It's the best porn for women"
by Katie G 1414 September 16, 2013
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lee porn

Browse for tub girl on Google, it is really mostly about asians pooing on themeselves,(naked), it's a very....gross style of porn. Mostly asians do this act....thus the name lee porn. This word is also used to describe something disgusting or less than good. So it is both a noun and an adjective.
1. My friend Joe pointed at the turd on the ground and exclaimed:"That is sooo lee porn!"

2. The boy was caught looking at lee porn by his mother, uh-oh.
by Rebel_Tin May 23, 2006
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