c plater 

Nickname for a Christian derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in Australia and other countries. See l-plates

1. Wow I had no idea Jack was a c plater!
2. Kate's really hot, and she's a C plater as well, thats awesome!

c plater by gronk October 1, 2007

plagerjizm 

When someone claims another person's child as their own.

Tyrone often took his nephew to the park and pretended the boy was his, but the women he picked up knew that it was just plagerjizm, they'd never give him the time of day.

plagerjizm by caseybond January 22, 2007

Prayer Block

Derived from the Simpsons episode "Post Cards from the Wedge," a prayer block is done when one makes a prayer before another person and, on perpose, negating another persons prayer with one's own prayer.

ex. 1

Marge: (While praying) Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that I am right as usual.
Homer: Too late Marge, I already use the prayer block on your prayer.

ex 2
Guy: Thank god I did a prayer block months ahead so the Yankees could win another World Series.

Prayer Block by PM05orig March 17, 2010

Morning Prayers 

Going for a shit

I'm just off down the Mosque for morning prayers

Morning Prayers by Brighton Rocks September 15, 2011

playground politics

The unfortunate degradation of political endeavors into a child like stand-off.

The Bush family's playground politics have doomed the United States to stomping on sand castles in Iraq like a chubby, little, bully on the beach.

playground politics by Ripley1 January 28, 2007

Thoughts and Prayers 

Everyone says, but very few actually do.

It's basically a polite way of telling someone that what they're going through sucks but it's not your problem

Now, if you ACTUALLY keep the person in your thoughts and prayers, AND make at least some effort to help them, then you're using this phrase with meaning. But most people use this phrase to politely say they don't give a damn about what you're going through.

The Correct Usage:

Jake: My Mom died.

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers for you guys

Jake: Dude is that really all you can give me?

Dan: No, I actually mean it, we can talk about it whenever you want and I'm always here for you. I had something similar happen a while ago.

Wrong Usage

Jake: My Mom Died

Dan: Thoughts and Prayers

Jake: Is that all you've got to help?

Dan: Yeah, I'm going through some tough crap too, my Instagram account got locked

Thoughts and Prayers by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020

played 

When a girl makes you think she likes you and it turns out she was just looking for someone to flirt with.

David: Damn dude, I can't believe you broke up with your girlfriend because you thought Tina liked you
Prayuj: Yeah man she played me like a piano

played by hehenopeididntdoit September 23, 2011