gronk's definitions

placenta

A tasty nutritous snack

Hey Rufus! Can you pass over the placenta burgers?

by gronk December 7, 2004

travis kuhn

Pimp ass nigga who will launder his money through local churches and community centres.

Woah is that Travis Kuhn in that Dodge Viper srt8??

by Gronk May 20, 2016

Kebabbing

The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.

Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off

by gronk August 14, 2008

alf

asian id like to fuck

At one stage spelled AILF, but alf but later became ALF for convenience.

1. "Miss Loi is a bit of an alf."
"Nah man, burwood mya is way better, thats why they call her ALF. Did you hear she has two mums?"

by gronk December 21, 2004

gronk

A ugly or homely woman. One that you wouldn't have sex with with your worst enemy's prick. Usally used as a one word sentance with accent on the 'o'.

Gronk

by gronk May 24, 2003

c plater

Nickname for a Christian derived from "L" and "P" plates young drivers wear when they first get their drivers license in Australia and other countries. See l-plates

1. Wow I had no idea Jack was a c plater!
2. Kate's really hot, and she's a C plater as well, thats awesome!

by gronk October 1, 2007

gaps

to eat out a girl, oral sex with a female recipient, cunnilingus. From a certain man who shall remain nameless (GAP) who was a devourer of all things fishy, and who invented the philosophy "it is better to give than recieve". Derived from the same era as coops

1. Alf: "I just got the best gaps last night, mmmmm"
2. Did you hear theeban gave gaps to a rednut?

by gronk December 21, 2004