Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.

"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."

by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025

Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024

Pee-Yamma

Your naked body pretending to be pajamas

Girl get yo Pee-Yamma

by VerticalZulu56 June 20, 2019

pee pee poo poo

The strong urge of having to use some kind of restroom

Me: I really need to pee pee poo poo
Person 2: go pee pee poo poo then

by WeirdWordshub March 7, 2024

Pee-tatoes

When someone Urinates in a box of instant potatoes, and then mixes it together to make mashed potatoes

Son - What's for dinner mom?
Mom - I'm not cooking, just make some Pee-tatoes
Son - I don't want those again Mom!!

by Samuraikai419 January 22, 2023