Tard

The appearance of a moldy poptart left on the kitchen counter for 1 year.

I forgot to trash a popTARD and it became moldy.

by Bishainator November 12, 2018

SPUN-TARDED

Meth induced retardation.

When someone has used copious amounts of methamphetamine to the point of retardation.

Man look at that SPUN-TARDED guy. He is talking to the shadow people. Get him a sandwich, shower and a nap

by anonymous March 24, 2022

minger tard

Someone who's appearance and stank shall not be endured within the distance of 43.67 royal cubits, but also is mentally stunted to such a degree that the special class looks like Oppenheimer's team.

That minger tard Jacob Gardener came into the club thinking he was hot shit, but he got laughed out by the $5 hookers and the slews. A few minutes later, the US's ARG showed up thinking there was a nuclear contamination in his wake.

by BappoHotel January 22, 2025

Tard

A derisive term meant to describe a mentally retarded person or more accurately, a person who acts stupidly. The evolution of the word comes as the word gets shorter, the greater the insult it conveys. Thus:

Mentally Retarded Person < Retarded < Retard < Tard.

Girl One: Mike is wearing his hoodie backwards again.
Girl Two: He’s such a tard!

by morpheus30 August 15, 2023

e-tard

A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.

This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.

They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.

by scubaduder February 18, 2010

Typ-Tard

Slur used to reference neurotypical "people"

Check out these typ-tards socializing

*shudder*
wow how neurotypcal

by dedmuus July 2, 2025

mini tard

a young turdler residing in the greater boston area.

hey mini tard you suck.

by bigtard April 2, 2012