hmm, Alright picture like a dumb lookin' kid right? and put a bum oh his face, and slap him around a couple times. That kid got bum tarded, and is now a bum tard.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
Kids that get bum tarded, or "bum tards" act in certain ways which have attributed new meaning to the word bum tard. For example if your nose smells like poo and your cheeks are red, you are automatically a bum tard, even if you haven't been bum tarded.
by SATAN's mom's va jay jay! August 05, 2008
The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."
Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."
Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 07, 2011
A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
Friend: No, where?
You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 08, 2019
You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 06, 2013
An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy April 01, 2014
I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard
by Manuel59manuel June 03, 2020
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