Money wrangler

A money wrangler is a company, usually large, that has found myriad ways to fleece its clients.

My cell phone company provided me with an ‘all you can eat’ one price, all inclusive deal that turned out to have numerous exclusions. They sure know how to wrangle money out of their clients with service level agreements that no one but a lawyer understands. That firm is a money wrangler, for sure.

by Prof Bruce March 15, 2010

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fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.

P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."

by Sammy26 June 8, 2017

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with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

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money belt

Similar to a "money shot," a money belt is when a man is having sex in the missionary position, and right before he climaxes, he pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's waistline.

After the Mayweather fight, we were banging and I gave her a money belt of my own.

by Theodore Brogan August 30, 2017

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Boomerang Money

Buying a gift for someone with their own money.

Charging Christmas presents for your parents to a credit card they pay for.

"Thank you for the gifts they are so nice."
"Your Welcome. Its all boomerang money anyway."

Also "treating" your roommates to pizza or beer with money they left out on the counter earlier and you claimed.

by HNZ December 8, 2010

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