minutster

minutster: n. a variable time measurement signifying an unsure period of time, but more than 'a few minutes.'

"I will come up in a minutster, i just have to finish my dinner."

by Robert Reed December 11, 2007

minutiations

Plots or schemes involving an inordinate number of or perpetrated by small, trifling things.

In a university political setting, it always seems as if there are minutiations working against you.

by Nan Gal June 24, 2009

minute to shit it

The amount of time it takes you to get rid of the old style and get in with the new style, probably because your ass is broke.

Yeah, I know, but I'm gonna need a minute to shit it

by earcher5 April 2, 2011

Mibute

A worthless minute of your life.

that lecture on saying no to drugs took like 20 Mibutes

by coldfusion63 November 22, 2011

Minute Conservative

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.

Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.

by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011

Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.

"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."

by Poiven March 16, 2012

MITT

Mark Is Totally Tubular

Me: See that guy Mark?
Katie: Yeah. What about him?
Me: He's totally tubular. MITT
Katie: Well put. MITT indeed.

by mitt September 9, 2012