smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”

Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front

by sugarmelon September 08, 2021

Fun Jelly

Slippery stuff you can get fun with, such as massage oils and gels. Not to be confused with lubricants.

“I was sorting through your room and found some fun jelly stuffed in a box”

by rkatherine January 07, 2018

Jelly Butters

FF-in Nut-ter

Blud, Lowe this Jelly Butters Sh*t

by WheatenFields#1 July 26, 2010

Jelly Butter

The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.

*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."

by Earthquaker1987 March 23, 2011

jelly rosenberg

A sexual act in which the man shoots a load of semen into his partner's nose.

I picked up a tranny hooker last night and I gave her a jelly rosenberg.

by Haysüs September 17, 2018

Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024

Jelly Job

Giving a blow-job to a non-flaccid penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after recieving £20.

by superchubs July 04, 2024