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Italian Sandwich 

When a fat Italian man stick his dick in bread and forces a degenerate to eat it. Yeah, the whole dick.
Fat Italian fag:You should've had your money ready for collecting, now you have to give me an Italian sandwich

Some fucker: oh no! Whatever shall I do!

Italian Heart-Attack 

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Italian Heart-Attack by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

italian crustache 

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
italian crustache by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
The act where on Italicize a word(s)
I use Italicism when I write.
Italicism by Dopingthehamster April 13, 2021

italepathy 

When all Italians knows some tourist in Italy is hiding their love for pineapples on pizza.
"I'm connect with all the italians through italepathy..someone here likes pineapples on pizza."
italepathy by arirav April 21, 2021

Italwarts 

Excuse me, is Miss Italwarts there? Can you page her?

Ok. "Has anyone seen a Miss Italwarts?" "I'm looking for Gen Italwarts!"
Phone call prank
Can I please see Gen Italwarts?
Italwarts by Daisyflowerssc June 11, 2021