Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).

Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."

by AT Hill February 18, 2009

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

Happy Horse Shit

Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.

I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?

by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022

PPL Dark Horse

The award which Shreya Tatke deserves to win. She is genuinely one of the sweetest people I have ever met and she is the most wholesome person on the server. I only know her for 1-2 months but honestly she is one of the best people I have known . And don't forget #TatkeforDarkHorse.

Everyone : Which award is shreya tatke going to win.
Me: She is going to win PPL Dark Horse da.

by thelegend101996 October 18, 2020

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012

eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

Riding the tiny horse

Rhythmically thrusting one's erect penis into the mouth of a horizontal lady whilst straddling her face (said lady is ideally less than 5'1" in height).

I met this girl on hinge and was riding the tiny horse before I knew it.

by Stormplum June 22, 2021