The David Blaine

When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her

I was hitting this girl from the back then me and John did The David Blaine on her ass.

by LadyRed10 October 1, 2010

David Kitson

An act of good will or gesture. Commonly thought to have come from a transaction in the football transfer market back in 2003 where the now Reading fc player dave kitson was purchased from the Penniless Cambridge united aiding them to go on for one more season.

''dude i saw the scabbiest smelliest tramp the other day so i took him in fed and gave him a bath'' .................... ''Really ??? your so kind that was a real David Kitson Gesture''

OR

''That was a real David Kitson the way bob geldof helped feed all those starving children''

by Charity case November 10, 2008

David Clarkson

A cool man, laid back, smart , computer game nerd, taste in music isn't as good as Jenna's, generous, 4th funniest person in the house and fun to be around :)

doesn't like the "word" LOL

Guy #1: Dude, that guy is soooo cool !

He gave me awesome presents and helps me learn french !!!!!

Guy #2 : Must have been David Clarkson :)

by J to the enna gnay May 2, 2010

david

stupid non funny

david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*

by ur mum funny haha May 2, 2019

David

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.

i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by

by bitchassnigga\ August 2, 2019

David

David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby

In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David

by Kevin sees you February 29, 2020

pulling a David Blaine

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit

What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.

by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006