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crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it
On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.
by Shanaynee September 1, 2019
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crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads
“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”
by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024
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Crotch

The bottom of the pelvis, as well as part of the body it includes the genitalia and groin.
He kicked him in the crotch.
by BiggleswadeOSC June 1, 2025
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Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 5, 2021
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Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.
When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.
by mojoroach June 16, 2011
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Crotch fruit

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.
by Samboniez May 30, 2020
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Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 29, 2021
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