"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.
My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.
by Jeehar June 10, 2014
when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
by dipper223 January 24, 2021
When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 18, 2020
1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.
2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
by Hsilak July 08, 2018