Strawberries and cream 

The ultimate finish to oral sex. As the man deposits his nut butter upon the face of his partner he punches her in the face. When executed properly, the bloody nose produced will result in the famed "Strawberries and Cream".

*SPLAT!*

*BAM!*

"Mmmm, I love me some strawberries and cream"

Strawberries and cream by Gayathrizzle fo shizzle December 2, 2003

strawberries and cream 

1. Blood and ejaculate. Esp. menstral fluid and ejaculate.

After we finished intercorse, I noticed we made strawberries and cream.

strawberries and cream by CoughSyrup November 1, 2006

bothered cream 

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

bothered cream by special k April 8, 2005

Whip Cream Pie 

When a female sucks a males penis so rapidly and the male gets very turned on. The male starts jizzing everywhere and cums on the females face. The female then licks it off her face like whipped Cream.

The girl got a serving of Whip Cream Pie.

Whip Cream Pie by bobbyb15 December 18, 2011

Crispy cream 

When you butt fuck someone and you orgasm in their asshole not too deep inside and you let the cum harden to fully solidify their asshole shut

She is going to get a crispy cream but she dont know yet!

Crispy cream by Plantation nigglet May 13, 2016

spreading the cream cheese 

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

spreading the cream cheese by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

Krispy Cream Donuts 

One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.

Donuts, Gods Gift, Orgasim of Icing in your mouth, Awesomeness, Fried Dough Circle. Sweet Vagina Bagel. Dough, Nut, Bagel and of course Krispy Cream Donuts,

Krispy Cream Donuts by Krispy McCream March 21, 2010