Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.

'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'

by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011

Beardmine

(n): a previously unknown pimple that suddenly explodes while scratching your beard.

While doing his usual chin scratch, John stumbled across a beardmine in his goatee that shot puss everywhere.

by Waylan P. Dingleberry January 19, 2012

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012

beardscrimination

When a person is knowingly discriminated against for having facial hair.

People who have beards may not work as restaurant servers. This is beardscrimination.

When a female won't kiss a man because hair is growing from his face. This is beardscrimination.

by once_a_fool September 2, 2013

Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 20, 2013