You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022

Marty B'ed

To get pwned by a teacher before a large group of people. Usually results in humiliation and embarrassment but others find it funny.

Student 1: Oooh Jake just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: I know! It was hiliarious. He now has detention and has to copy the dictionary! :D

by Dark&Twisty April 10, 2011

a-b-ed

1. Abbreviation of Anal Bashed

2. Word commonly used by homosexuals to describe the act of being penetrated anally with force.

I had a hot session with Joey yesterday. He a-b-ed me all day long.

by Alek B May 28, 2008

k.b.ed

to be denied enternce to a place

i got k.b.ed fae sax last night

by finbad March 26, 2003

C.B.ED

to give someone a straight up ass whuppin that contains punchin, kickin, slappin, and even bitin can be applyed to everything.came from chris brown.

example 1: 16 straight wins in tekken i just C.B.ED yo broke ass.

example 2: man, that midget C.B.ED that dwarf.

by chocotastic March 15, 2009

Marty B'ed

To be pwned by a teacher in a way that teaches other students a constructive and educational life lesson.

Student 1: Oooh, Jess just got Marty B'ed!

Student 2: Yeah, but at least we learned that if you don't have your essay the day it was due, you shouldn't lie about it.

by ninjamasterofawesomeness November 27, 2011

b'ed

high as hell; contraction of: blazed, blunted, bowled, bonged

"yoooo how b'ed off that fatty blunt?"
"oh ma god... so b'ed dude..."

by do boi October 29, 2009