A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.
Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”
by Big Fizz October 07, 2009
Crisp red apple cider flavored ale. Taste pretty good. It's a little sweet to most people's taste. Gets you ripped. Recommend at least three.
Guy 1: what's really good nigga?
Guy 2: Shiitt nigga jus' perked off the redds apple ale
Guy 1: word?
Guy 2: Shiitt nigga jus' perked off the redds apple ale
Guy 1: word?
by Drunkenasshole420 July 24, 2013
1. The slogan of a fruit liberation movement at the University of Minnesota that pushes for the liberation of apples.
They desire at minimum that apples be cage-free or free-range, and oppose the existance of apple farms.
2. Can also mean freeing breasts (possibly from brassiere).
They desire at minimum that apples be cage-free or free-range, and oppose the existance of apple farms.
2. Can also mean freeing breasts (possibly from brassiere).
by Anonymous Hubber March 05, 2006
A Chicago invented mixed drink consisting of Hennessey and apple juice. This drink was created by Sal Mineo (my little brother) legendary street hustler and named by myself (Ill Logik from the projects) and it's some pretty good shit.
by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006
Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...
by HoneyOTU September 10, 2018
One's favorite person; the one you love most.
In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'apple'. It was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). When you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. So if someone is the 'apple of your eye', he or she is someone that you look at a lot and enjoy seeing.
In Old English, the pupil of the eye (the round, dark center) was called the 'apple'. It was thought that the pupil was a round object much like an apple (a piece of fruit). When you look at someone, their reflection appears in your pupil. So if someone is the 'apple of your eye', he or she is someone that you look at a lot and enjoy seeing.
1) Miranda is the apple of my eye - I love her more than anything on earth.
2) Her granddaughter is the apple of her eye.
2) Her granddaughter is the apple of her eye.
by VAKI5 May 10, 2005
When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.
by Ray Allen for Three January 21, 2014