Dumb ass russain with his little brother named Teucer which we had to baby sit cause Childe is too lazy to do it himself
by TartagliaSlander August 26, 2021
Get the Childemug. by craymyarc June 10, 2023
Get the Castle Childmug. A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.
“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
by Scarfkat April 18, 2025
Get the Victorian Childmug. by Solrac_Selidor October 9, 2019
Get the zebra childmug. a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies
by p1x13._.xox August 4, 2023
Get the celebration childmug. This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.
Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.
Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.
Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”
by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025
Get the Child version of peggingmug. 