Wet Bob

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth or another individuals mouth extracting the saliva and sticking it directly in someones nostril similar to a wet willy but much more disturbing.

Randi gave me the most aggressive wet Bob of my life.

by Randiesel81 February 4, 2023

Wet Wolstenholme

A dribbler who scores when the commentator least expects it. Generally experienced by a ‘penis user’ who, when attempting to finish up with a trouser snake who has other ideas, and “thinks it’s all over” only to restore his member to the chamber discovers that “it is now!” The ensuing embarrassment is evident by a substantial urine drip on whichever side the gentleman ‘dresses’.

“Awight, Gaz? Looks like you’ve ‘ad a Wet Wolstenholme on the way ahhht o’ de bogs there mate”

by bignordierick September 15, 2020

Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

Wet Ewok

The act of licking a hairy asshole

Person 1: so Dechlan you and Paige seem good
Person 2: yea she gave me a ton of Wet Ewoks
Person 1: .....grim

by Knobby Grimsby July 15, 2019

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020

Wet-Nash

The action of a females soaking wet panties while performing foreplay.

Man she had a wet-Nash before I ever took her panties off.

She was so horny she had a big wet-Nash

Did you feel that wet-Nash rub against you during that lap dance.

by E=mc December 9, 2013

Wet Oscar

(slang) A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's nostril, often with a slight twisting motion, in the same manner as a wet willy.

Darren is such a jerk; he gave me a wet oscar.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole March 25, 2022