turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Turde$ha

Its when Ke$ha is and a turd collide.You can kinda use for when you see a really Girly girl.They think they're popular but there just plain ugly and has no reputation.Plus they always get drunk.

NewKid:Hey,whos that cutie?
PopularGuy:Thats a Turde$ha,Dude!

by NickiMinajFan#1 January 9, 2011

stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.

Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler

by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011

Goat Turd

Chocolate filled croissant.

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.

by Pest March 11, 2018

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019