turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017

Goat Turd

Chocolate filled croissant.

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.

by Pest March 11, 2018

Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.

I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.

by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018

turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?

Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...

by Moose-balls January 29, 2017

Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

by Mamo December 1, 2019

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011