When a guy shoots his load into another persons butthole, and the next day when that person poops, he or she has little cum stripes on their turds that resemble zebra stripes.
Joe- hey lisa, how did it go last night?
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
lisa- good, but when he came it didnt come out until the next day when i pooped so i had zebra turds.
by xjayxpridex420 February 21, 2010
Get the Zebra Turdsmug. Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?
Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...
by Moose-balls January 29, 2017
Get the turd flirtingmug. by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018
Get the Turd Wheelmug. ''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
Get the turd in a marshmallowmug. by Pest March 11, 2018
Get the Goat Turdmug. One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.
by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011
Get the turd hurlermug. by Topdeck July 4, 2015
Get the ungrateful turdmug.